Welcome to Darth Vader's Account!
Hey!! this is me Vader {also known as Darth Vader, Supreme Leader , Luke's best daddy , Palpatine best apprentice , Big Boss , Lord Vader , Anaikin Skywalker} Welcome to my account be sure to check my photos and make sure to send me a letter otherwise I WILL CHOKE YOU TO DEATH!!!
Darth Vader
I'm not short i am more down to earth than other siths
Father's Day
I am your father my slave children (Luke)
Boba and Vader
Big boys throw a party 1.
Boba and Vader
Big boys throw a party 2.
Hoth
Hoth gets Vader ,Vader gets Luke
Selfie
Vader gets his selfie
Mustafar
Vader wins in Mustafar,Long live the dark side
Hoth
Vader wins in Hoth,Long live the dark side
Lord Vader
'The path of the Lord Vader is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Supreme Leader is he who in the name of cherish and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness for he is truly his keeper and the finder of lost children.
Boba and Vader
Big boys throw a party 3
I had one hell of a rumble.
I had to beat Han Solo behind first,
For claiming to be King of the Jungle.
For this fight, I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.
I’m so fast, man,
I can run through a hurricane and don’t get wet.
When Obi-Wan meets me,
He’ll pay his debt.
I can drown the drink of water, and kill a dead tree.
Wait till you see Me.
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Profession
I am Lord Vader the most powerful sith ever(even more powerful than that stupid palpatine)there no one in the whole galaxy in comparison to my strengths. I am very powerful very very powerful , I can kill anybody whenever i want who so ever I want cause I am the only Lord in the sith side Long live Darth Vader , Long Live the Dark Side
About
I am immaculately conceived knight-bastard imbued with magical powers who rules the known galaxy at the right hand of the merciless and brilliant but stupid Emperor Palpatine I. Though he maintains palaces on both Coruscant and Vjun, I spend most of his time travelling aboard Executor, the flagship of his deadly pan-galactic armada. He enjoys fixing things, listening to music, and crushing people's tracheas with his mind.
Choices
I enjoy fixing things, listening to music, playing with my child luke , making fun of palpatine with my fellow stormtroopes , throwing parties with Boba , making fun of tarkin with thrawn in front of the whole board , winning planetary battles with my fellow stormtroopers , killing my fellow storm troopers cause they are big fools and crushing people's tracheas with my mind.