Attention all users! Before proceeding, please read this important warning:
Our menu sites are not optimized for mobile devices and are intended to be used on a computer. Attempting to use them on a non-responsive mobile device may result in the following:
1. Frustration and confusion akin to trying to decipher mixed signals from a crush.
2. A love life as unstable as a soap opera plot.
3. An experience more awkward than a first date with a bad case of food poisoning.
4. A feeling of hopelessness reminiscent of unrequited love.
5. An outcome more disastrous than a failed proposal on live television.
6. An irritation level surpassing that of a mosquito bite in the middle of a romantic picnic.
7. A result more disappointing than finally confessing your love to your crush and getting friend-zoned.
8. A situation more embarrassing than accidentally calling your significant other by the wrong name in bed.
9. A heartbreak that could rival that of Romeo and Juliet.
Save yourself the trouble and use our sites on a computer. Thank you for your attention and happy browsing!
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