The Batman
Gotham's resident superhero, defender of justice, and all-around brooding bad boy. I spend my days kicking butt and taking names, and my nights... well, also kicking butt and taking names. I may not have any superpowers, but I've got gadgets galore, a Batmobile that would make James Bond jealous, and a utility belt that could probably hold a small country. So if you're a criminal, watch out, because I'm coming for you. And trust me, you do not want to make me angry. Because when I get angry... well, let's just say things get a little batty.
Batcomputer
"This baby can do everything from analyzing crime scenes to hacking into government databases. And don't even get me started on the processing power. I once ran a simulation of the entire universe and still had time for a quick game of BatSolitaire and BatContra"
Social Media
I may be the Vengeance, but that doesn't mean I don't know how to work the 'gram. I've got more followers than the Joker has teeth, and when the Riddler tried to steal my thunder with his own page full of riddles, I shut him down with a few simple clicks. Hashtag #BatmanWinsAgain
Creativity
I don't just beat up bad guys, I beat them at their game. The Riddler may be clever, but I'm cleverer. I caught him in a trap with a fake riddle, he was so impressed that he actually gave me a standing ovation. Of course, I didn't let my guard down. You never know when a villain might try to slip away.
I'm always ready to put the baddies down.
With my gadgets and gizmos, I'll take on any foe,
And leave them whimpering, with nowhere to go.
The Joker thinks he's funny, but he's just a clown,
And the Riddler's so predictable, he always falls down.
Even Penguin and his bird-brained schemes,
Can't hold up against my bat-themed dreams.
I'm not just muscle, I've got brains too,
I can hack any system, what can't I do?
And my social media game is on point,
With selfies that'll make you weak in the joint.
I'll never let Gotham fall into chaos,
I'll always protect it, no matter the cost.
So when the villains come knocking, they'll get their due,
Because vengeance is mine, and I'm coming for you!
So don't mess with the Dark Knight, or you'll feel my wrath,
I'll chase you down, on my Batcycle's path.
I am vengeance, and I'm always on the prowl,
Ready to take down any villain, with a smile or a scowl!
Mr. Vengeance
